Monday, October 4, 2010

Yipes Stripes.....

stripes are my fave...
Stripes have a long history in dress ....They have historically been used to identify a social and political class......here's a bit from...
Michel Pastoureau's The Devil's Cloth: A History of Stripes .

".....the medieval period's tendency to use stripes to identify those viewed as outcasts in society, including: serfs, the condemned, prostitutes, jugglers, clowns, hangmen, Jews, lepers, cripples, "bohemians, and heretics. The negative, or evil, stripe also appears in iconography and literary texts, worn by: treacherous knights, adulterous wives, disloyal brothers, cruel dwarves, greedy servants, Lucifer, the madman of the Book of Psalms, and Judas.
Pastoureau follows the stripe through history, as it is associated with servants, then later ("reclaimed"?) as revolutionary during the French Revolution. The punishing and degrading stripe reserved for prisoners, was again used by the Nazis in the concentration camps. Along all these vicious or negative stripes, good stripes also began to appear: a celebratory stripe, a romantic stripe, a seaside stripe, a children's stripe (sailor suits and Obelix!), an athletic stripe and a hygienic stripe."


Sans-culottes: Revolutionary Stripes






It is the perhaps the easiest design to make...along with the circle.



 I listed a few things this week made of stripes. Be careful!






A 40s hat of stripes sewn together of a rayon or nylon boucle.


A vintage corset strapless top edged with a stripe ruffle.



a simple black and white striped cotton vintage shirtdress....pockets!!




Graphic gray wool blanket features white stripes.



Sunday, October 3, 2010

Hey Pumpkin....It's Black....

It's the time of the Season...for black. It's always a right time for black, but now it's October and black and pumpkin are what's in...
Black goes with witches, goes with angel wings, goes with rock stars, goes with a medieval princess, black goes with velvet, tight and slinky, and goes with victorian, edwardian and steampunk....
starting Monday October 4...these shall appear in the funkomavintage etsy shop....don't worry...Dudes clothes are on their way also....this week will be busy!

40s Black and White stripe vintage hat....

Classic vintage black and white leather saddle shoes......


40s style blues singer 80s vintage floral dress....


50s Bombshell Helen West vintage cocktail dress....


60s vintage curve-hugging black sequin dress


80s Gladiator Girly vintage studded dress...


80s vintage Glamazon velvet and Sex party dress...


Romantic vintage 80s black velvet formal occasions...dress...


60s Mexican vintage lace and pintucks dress...


50s black rayon crepe vintage dress with a darling wrap and button collar-belt....


80s Fringe Flapper vintage dress ..

 80s Batgirl vintage goth blouse....


80s strapless vintage victoriana bow and stripe blouse...


80s Black velvet vintage bolero..


70s vintage gothic spider lace blouse....


70s vintage victoriana high collar ruffle blouse....

80s ruched Goddess or Dark Angel vintage dress...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Vintage Workwear Vintage Military

Perhaps because men who do things, who build things, seems to becoming rarer these days, there is a push to honor and collect vintage workwear and vintage militaria. I'm all for it!
I love quality and with the recent garbage that was made in the 1990's and the 2000's ..that Fast Fashion...It is about time that American designers and American workers who have been so beaten in the last 40 years are honored again.
To do something with your own 2 hands is a joy. I guess that's why (hand-crafted) Beer Brewing (and drinking) is so in vogue these days.....the last frontier....is always looking for a new frontier.
The classics.....Baking, gardening, sewing, chopping wood, painting and creating artful things.....It's Back!

I always have vintage menswear, and here are 2 great practical shirts. First is a 40s era military officers shirt with great style in wool gabardine. It has a few holes scattered on the front but it is still a fabulous thing!




Dating to the late 20s - 30s, this military influence work shirt has really great details...the double layer on the elbows is a real treat to see. The color is deep and glowing and the practical pockets have a slot just for a wood pencil or a metal gauge.


Coming soon to etsy, is this 40s pair of military khaki pants. That wide leg, high waist we love so much!

Thursday, September 16, 2010

A thing about Boots....

Now is the time for all good people who buy boots, second hand, to learn what to read, and what to ask of an online seller.



I love vintage...boots. Thank you Some Lady for shopping at Nordstrom or JCPenney's in the 70s and 80s and spending big bucks to buy boots, and thanks for getting bored or allowing your feet to grow, and deciding to sell them to Me !
2 names I see all the time as "vintage boots"....that are not....Steve Madden didn't start making shoes using his name until 1990, and didn't go international until a few years later, so it's pretty unlikely what you see for sale second-hand is really vintage......it just looks vintage. Also, Wild Pair, cute fer sure, but that company started in Australia in 1994, so not vintage yet. Old, but not vintage, so don't pay a premium price and get duped.



If you buy vintage boots, pay special attention to the lining condition. If the brand is Connie or Joyce, there is a very good chance the glue that was used in the 60s - 80s to attach the nylon knit to the inside is sticky, flaky and breaking down. It's toxic. Sadly, toss those boots in the garbage. Period. Don't buy them....don't  wear them....don't sell them.


This can happen with any brand that uses glues...those 2 brands seem to be the most prone. Not every pair of Joyce or Connie, of course, and I have a pair of sticky-lined Zodiac tall cowboy boots  with feathers that I'm gonna deconstruct and clean-up and install eyelets, so I can save them.

The heel caps may be worn out and they can be replaced at a real cobbler shop, for around 15.00 a pair. Call around to ask about quality of the replacement caps and price. Ask them about a return policy too. I've had some replaced that fell apart the very same day I retrieved them from the cobbler....boy I was a mad little elf  ! They got a piece of my mind, but none of my return business.



My faves to find and sell are either unlined, or lined and from Italy. Yugoslavia, Canada, and Brazil make a good boot, and like I said, there are plenty of other brands that do hold up over time.  Most boots made in the uS are quality....most vintage cowboy boots are great....as are  Frye, Dingo, Dexter, 9West, Zodiac (most of the time), Aigner,....oooh there is nothing like a silky leather lined pair of Italian boots. It's a case of Buyer Beware, so ask a seller some questions before you hit that Buy button.

Monday, September 13, 2010

You're the Top....

You're the Louvre Museum.
You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
You're a Bendel bonnet,
A Shakespeare's sonnet,



But if this ditty is not so pretty
At least it'll tell you
How great you are.

(in a bluebird blouse)



You're Mickey Mouse.
You're the Nile,
You're the Tower of Pisa,
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,
But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!

(in a buckskin frontier leather shirt)



You're the top!
You're Mahatma Gandhi.
You're the top!
You're Napoleon Brandy.

 (in a gray tweed 50s jacket)



You're the purple light
Of a summer night in Spain,
You're the National Gallery
You're Garbo's salary,
You're cellophane.

(in a folkloric floral and check sweater)



You're sublime,
You're turkey dinner,
You're the time, the time of a Derby winner
I'm a toy balloon that’s fated soon to pop
But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

(in a charming horsey tartan top)




You're the top!
You're an arrow collar
You're the top!
You're a Coolidge dollar,
You're the nimble tread
Of the feet of Fred Astaire,
You're an O'Neill drama,

(in a 50s vintage 101 denim jacket)




You're Lady Astor,
You're broccoli!
You're romance,
You're the steppes of Russia,
You're the pants, on a Roxy usher,
I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,

But if, baby, I'm the bottom,
You're the top!

(in a 40s vintage nipped waist wool jacket)

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Saturday....

20 new listings coming up. Classics. Fun stuff. Preppy. Romantic. Practical. and some darling vintage home decor....
And then, later on Saturday, if the rain doesn't wash me out...I'm off to visit a nursery or 2 and buy some bulbs to plant now for spring flowers....Thinking ahead...I want some purple and orange and gold and pink and lime green flowers....
I want some russet and yellow, and wine and rose, and brown and cream chrysanthemums...I want some pumpkins!
So...this week .....fall coats, a warm sweater, a stunning dress, a fun dress, 2 boots, pretty blouses..and more......all with autumn on the brain.......



A Burberry.......


a gorgeous Helen West of California 50s -60s cocktail dress........this is made of butter. Black butter. It is so lovely...the fabric, the style...oh, the amazing cut...sexay.



from the sublime to the practical....

Celadon 60s wool sweater....



and these wine loafers. 70s. classic prep. All Leather. All Leather. All. Leather. These are also made of butter. Wine Butter.
I wish these were my size....I wish the 60s coffee and cream saddle shoes were my size........they are size 8. They are made of bacon. Lucky you!!!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

First peek of the new funkoma estates....




Mark and I haven't had a house since 1999. I am thrilled to have a stand alone home again...it is a luxury that I don't take for granted. I love my neighborhood...it's chock full of friendly people with too many pitbulls, which I hate....because I have a little dog.
Mark  & I wanted a pared-down utilitarian look with a sentimental existentialist mood.

 ...ON With The Show!
In the beginning...an empty box of cream walls and white trim (nice) with wood floors (nicer)....Great light too...East and South...it's a lightfull room. It's the living room and the dining room. This is a very small house..only a little over 700 sq ft. One must only allow so much inside!
Red wall...a very pretty color, but I had to have a different color. I didn't want gray tho I love gray walls, because I wanted more warmth. A brown. But I didn't want to repeat the 70s. Must move on from chocolate. yum ;-)
 This is a milk chocolate...I think it's called Truffle or Pig's Eye....whatev'. So Before:
Choosing colors:


NOW.......Painted, decorated....but with raw silk tossed over the bamboo set from the 60s, a nice heavy cotton in the same shade will by magic! become the new pillows....in the future. ...Everything is thrifted, found, or bought second-hand....except for...a few things I'm sure. That's the kitchen in the background...with white lace over the refrigerator.

Sleeping Tigger, huge antique empty gold frame, a long vintage frame with the pictures removed and nothing but the shadows and the yellow scotch tape faded stains from some children's graduation pictures from Whitman Elementary, Wilson High and uPS....weird. Another antique framed sepia photo set of 13 ladies from the early 1900's....not a dog in the bunch. Hand-carved walnut frame, and of course, Mark's Valentine's Day gift of 2010....the chihuahua in acrylic.
Big metal 60s keys.
The genie lamp on the right...yeah. Acid green 60's velvet pillow, and a Van Gogh crewel vintage pillow....Vanity Fair, and The Stranger.
Various antlers....thanks deers.

Irish hotel laundry basket keeps blankets and sheets. Military box some grammpy kept in his garage. Milk crates and wood boxes are stacked for book shelves in the corner next to the dining area.


I love the mis-matched chairs...2 are beech dogbone style and one is a 50s Boeing knockoff of an Arne Jacobsen series 7 chair. Love the bleached faux bois formica table with cast iron metal legs in the modern style. It took me Forever...to choose the fabric I'm going to cover 2 chairs with....That's a piece of faded vintage cotton with olive, chartreuse, graige, and cream modern art/Pollack scribble boxes design! Whew! Grass rug.


You've seen her before....books and mags in a basket. 50s fiberglass atomic plant stand...Look at that avocado tree!! Mark grew them, and I think they're now about 4 years old. It survived the dark shop.
All the curtains are lace tableclothes tied with ribbon on the curtain rods. The miniblinds came with the house...mixed feelings on those things.
Behind the painting are 2 rolled up 30s posters detailing the evils of Alcohol...drinking it, that is. It's a solvent. Thank god.
This is where the nightly cocktail hour begins.


On this wall, across from the couch, are 2 arm chairs, or if pushed together, a loveseat. I've used this set in all kinds of configurations since they are in reality....4 armchairs, and one armless chair, with separate cushions. There is my golden lamp that will hang in the bedroom...soon.
My Scout chair, my daytime husband that models for me, and the desk where the bills multiply after they come inside from the mailbox. The evil evil mailbox. Arch mirror, peacock feathers that spend their life in tilted leisure, and my pride......a California Pharmacist License issued to Edna Allen Bufford, July 24, 1927.

 That's Mark's birthday....not the 1927 part.


The entertainment center....a few albums of the many....empty frames, my lovely mirror, and I love the big pocketwatch...goes with the big keys....I have a thing for watches, clocks and keys. Big and small. We keep the French's Mustard box because it's so Andy Warhol...and it earns its keep by holding our cassettes.
The glasses case holds glasses until they are sold. Lots of old books and brass things, old leather and wood things, and a portrait of  Jean....from whom Mark gets his good looks.

So, in the times to come, I'll show more detail shots and other angles. The kitchen is next, and more work on the Bathroom...ugh! The purple and leopard Maxfield Parrish Oasis of Love bedroom is coming along nicely....

This is a 1943 home....with plaster walls, and very little original detail left. The kitchen was redone in the 60s, and the counter was redone about 5 minutes ago. But I have a kitchen and I have hot water and I am very happy.The yard work starts later this month !! Woo Hoo....time to plant daffodils and tulips and iris and more more more......