There was gossip, lots of gossip.
(picture...of Andy)
There were territorial disputes, there were drunks, there was a lot of hobos.
There was child abuse, there was spouse abuse, there was abuse of all the kinds you can imagine.
the Mayberry people we love...
this was what my childhood looked like
There were parades, parties, pot lucks and rummage sales.
There were convicted felons, there were altar boys, and lots of sinners but only a few saints.
I had the great fortune to grow up in a town like Mayberry. Good night Andy.