Monday, April 28, 2008

Tressie's Excellent Hilltop Adventure

Went for a walk on the sultry Sunday afternoon......started out with my camera to take some pics of the Hotel but decided to walk over to S. J St, to find the place where my vintage pattern

came from. Uh, the hood.
I took tons of pics on my walk. I was a contractor for about 20 years and then a landscaper and I owned an organic farm. A published writer and a practicing artist.
I love to look at Model Homes. My sister Pat was active in the a builder's group in California in the 60s and 70s, and she was married to a builder. I used to build playhouses, dog houses & bird houses from scraps as a child in the trailer park.
Call it House Envy. Or A Machine for Living. Or A Basic Human Right.
(I blame Jesus for that un-capitalistic bias).



As I walked closer towards the Gintz Group 27th Street Station condos, I took more pics.
Here's your new neighborhood!


Strangely vaguely white/black people..you know the kind that aren't scary.


If you knew who I was I doubt you'd let me in your "gated community".

Into the Mouth of the Beast.

Pretty. Shiny. People. View inside from the kitchen.

I scrunched down a bit to take a picture from the dining area.....and looked right at the toilet. Ummm YUMMMY !!!
Since I have a background in building and living in houses, I am an expert at critique.
I've seen it all. Kitchens with 5 doorways. Must have been designed by college-educated morons who have never actually worked in a kitchen trying to get 3 full meals on the table with toddlers hungry at your feet!


I can't believe someone actually has a job at Gintz Group and designed this stupidity!
You're sitting at the dining table eating your Maine lobster pancakes with pea shoot salad and ginger-carrot emulsion...washed down with your Napa Valley Opus One....and you glance up to see the Toilet.
Now this low-class design flaw could have been remedied for about 250. american with a short wall ..a cubbyhole for storage....So I suggest to the renters who the Yuppie Landlord will allow to live in their investment, to buy a Shoji screen ...like at Target.
But I really think that in all the Self-Congratulatory Circle Jerk that is the hallmark of Developers That Are Saving Tacoma....this is what the poor get.
I will lay bets right now that these will all be rentals.



Your view. It's very nice. Seriously.
Lets go meet your neighbors.






“We won’t make a killing,” Gintz said. “But we like taking ugly properties and making them nice.”
Um, yes, I think a profit of about $30,000 per unit (87 units), in my world, is A killing. Roughly that's about $2,500,000. or so, after taxes and selling expenses. And the self-delusional cavalier attitude continues:
“27th Street Station will set the tone for gentrification of this neighborhood.”
“We got panned on one of the local blog sites because of the gentrification and forcing people out of the neighborhood,” Gintz said. “But those people were going to get forced out anyway as rents go up.”

Nobody needs to get forced out as rents go up. that is PURELY a landowner's greed that moves the rent upwards. And could you at least, Gintz Group, practice a little bit of Bullshit Humility
....like at least give me a jar of vaseline before you try to um, you know.

And what of the people that are evicted? What of the people who will be evicted when the other landlords get your Style of Greedy?
I know you don't give a Flying.....
But I challenge you to a little soul-redemption........
How's about you make a BIG Contribution to a Charity in Tacoma that deals with Domestic Abuse....or Low Income Housing?
I suggest A Million Bucks. You have it.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Well, at least your ego does.
Yes this is personal. You are a Grinch. You are not doing affordable housing. So stop Patting Yourself on the BACK before you break your arm !
You're Dickensian. You are Scrooge.
And I also know I am wasting my time.....You will just blow this off because you actually believe you're a Great Person Doing Great Work. Helping out the poor black people. And the rich white yuppies who will buy them.
Your project is just a vehicle to make the rich even richer.
Just calling Bullshit on Bullshit.

If you cared at all, you might do this:
Say: "I know this will cause disruption in the lives of the tenants I will have to evict. I am giving them each $2000. in moving assistance and I am asking the City Council to pass laws that are favorable to renters since I realize that renters are at the mercy of developers. Housing is a basic human right, and folks like me also have a right to make money. "

Saturday, April 26, 2008

I Can Make You Happy !

One of the best things about funkoma vintage is that folks find things here that make them soooooo happy....
Old records they have always wanted....
Record players....
crinolines....
gingham dresses....
vintage t shirts.....
vintage bowling bags....
me !!
I was regalling the sweet Shannon and the jumpin' Jessi......with tales of vintage music......I am nothing if not arrogant about growing up in the SF bay area during the Free Speech movement, Black Panthers, Mario Savio, Bettina Apthecker......Grateful Dead, Moby Grape, Country Joe, and Stanford and Berkeley and all that and the bridges.....and It occurred to me recently.

that a Left Coast girl I am and always will be......I will always live in sight of
the Pacific Ocean and near a bridge or 2.

From the saltwater I came and so I shall return....

So may I take you on a little trip today???
(Jerry, I am so sorry I missed your show at the Swiss...I was so f'n tired that night...being a vintage pimp is hard on a girl)
Let's start with Moby Grape....
8:05 remains one of my fave songs....on this vid...you have to zip ahead to 3:30.....but listen to Mike Douglas....
and try to imagine what it was like to be cool and surrounded by squares.
tho Mike Douglas is pretty cool despite all appearances....(The Moby Grapes !!)
take my word for it.....


OK the other thing on my mind is the Surrealist theme for ZeitBike
There will be a public judging of the bikes on Third Thursday Artwalk at the Tacoma Art Museum....May 15
.....which Mark will enter .....
So, when I got the artlist email, I first thought of duh,
Jefferson Airplane's Surrealistic Pillow !
and Marty Balin is so underrated as a sexy moody evocative singer...
I could listen to these 2 bottom songs below again ....and again....
And then there is the Red Octopus album....which has the classiest song ever that sings of cunnilingus....yeah, I said it....clam dip....muff diving...for pearls...


Now this is music to make love by....a 7 minute song from Jefferson Starship...Miracles
Yeah if you can't get your Happy ON in 7 minutes...check your pulse.....

mmmm, Where's Mark right now ?????

A little Jefferson Airplane....




and finally, It's A Beautiful Day.....yes......and the group.....
Shannon found a serviceable copy....she's a happy girl !!!!




Friday, April 25, 2008

Aliens wear vintage fashions......and sew.....

It goes.......
here's the next pattern I'm using .......
I bought it from etsy seller....... rotarydial


I fell in love because of the little arm bands on the blue dress.....

I think this will highlight my tats....
Ha!
But when I got the pattern it really really creeped me out.....
Not the scribbling on it ....someone was having a Designer moment, clearly...

and it wasn't the Big Big Big Pockets which of course makes me think of erin at DressADay....
tho she's on to shirtdresses!!

No, it's the 3 Alien Sisters......
kinda like the Andrews sisters,,,,,,,,,,but these girls are curiously devoid of all but iris ........
just Big Blue Blobs where their eyes should be......
kinda like this......song....

Good lordy, if I make the blue arm band version .....
would I also have to wear a cord around my neck with an apple glued to it ???

City Arts Love Me Best......

So the Volcrapo won't deliver to me......But I was first to get the NEW City Arts mag in all of Tacoma.
So eat me.
And because I'm a nice person , I saved all the old issues from months back for them.
.......................oh yeah, me and my neighbors are in it.......................
Now I do know that giving away freebies and deeeeep discounts is nice. This is how my day started:
First I read this......Retro fashion guide makes navigating Web easier
in the News Tribune.....(who loves me..since I've been in the paper a few times, as well as my kids and my husband...)
and I know for a fact.....golly Life is Weird ! that at least one of the online ebay sellers she profiles in the article is a crook and a half.......
see, I 've been selling on feebay for a long time and I know vintage clothes and Most Important ! I don't lie.......I have no ability to bullshit you. I'm a very bad actress.
So Can you say IRONY ???
I emailed the writer of the article......and directed her to the link....of the ensuing discussion on the topic of crooky online vintage clothing sellers........I got a lovely reply......Which is more than I can say for the Volcrapo.

And on and on and on it goes.........
So.......
on to new business........
been to Woody's yet? me neither.
But I was out with Gio and pals the other night......
and he said "lets go to the HUB!".......
but we didn't we made plans to go, but not yet.and now the chef and stuff have left...so what the Hey !!!!

Today the effervescent AMY, the lovely JESS and amy's daughter, the adorable x 10 Isabella came to funkoma today.........
Amy & Jess work at Woody's .......
Gio and pals the other day said "Let's go to Woody's!"
and 2 pretty young and sassy Woody's girls came to funkoma today.....
Golly, Life Is Weird!!!!!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Candy ? eVS Blog Tag !

I Want Candy !!


This week on the eVintage Society Blog tag - be sure to check out for her candy picks...

1)The colors of CANDY! What’s your favorite candy colored vintage piece in your collection?

I love this 60s Paisley Peekaboo Mini !

Chocolate with hot orange and candy pink !


2)What’s the sweetest accessory you’re offering right now, or if you don’t have one for sale, tell us about one of your own!

Rich purple leather springolators....

3) Sweet tooth? What’s your favorite candy?

Fair Trade Chocolate.....

4)Ice cream…..chocolate or strawberry, and why?

I like Rocky Road or Jamoca Almond Fudge, each with nuts...because if you're gonna eat ice cream, nuts are very nutritious and denies all guilt ....

5) “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”, classic film or Johnny Depp re-make….and why?

I love them both.....The original because of the wild effects from back in the old days....painting small people Orange ! And I love the new one because, it's even more sinister and subversive than the book......

6)Is your personal style sweet or salty? Explain!

I'm Salty......If I can't get you to stare at me....I haven't done my job.


Sugar Rush over to Vintage Bulletin . Mmmm, see ya next Wednesday on eVintage blog go-round!

Wild TO Mild .....


Kinda like my life.....but the 19th Annual Carnival of Old Steel and Oil
the Mild To Wild Car Show....comes to Tacoma....at the newly-birthdayed Dome....April 25 - 26 - 27. Friday at 1, Sat & Sun at 10 am.

The website says :Visitors are treated to a premier collection of hot rods, muscle cars and customs in the Tacoma Dome and custom motorcycles in the exhibition hall. In addition to the very high level of quality cars and motorcycles on display, there is live music, over 50 quality vendor booths, and an area of the event dedicated to over 50 of the west coast’s elite pinstripe and airbrush artists displaying their skills and talking with enthusiasts about their craft.
Tickets are $ 15. Kids under 10 are free.





New in the shop this weekend...
Vintage Overalls...Gingham Betsey Johnson Halter Dress...
Hawaiian Shirts...Sundresses...
Fun Kids clothes....
Big Crinolines...Motorcycle Jackets & Vintage T shirts...

Tattoo T shirt dress...



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Basketball T shirt dress....



Tuesday, April 22, 2008

It's Earth Day...again

So........For Earth Day I re-read Ecotopia

...Did you know Nixon signed the Clean Water Act, The Clean Air Act, The Endangered Species Act, and started the EPA ?? That was way back in the 70s when Republicans thought that a clean environment was good for everyone, and a conservative value ! The party left me, I didn't leave it...so, I'm not a fan of neo-con Republicans who think of nothing but war and money for themselves. Shame shame shame.

On May 4, 1970, OHIO NATIONAL GUARDSMEN opened fire on American citizens--anti-war protesters at Kent State University, killing four students and wounding nine others. On that day, my baby girl was 3 months-old, and we had just marched a few weeks earlier on the first Earth Day.
Which is what I say on my ME page on ebay .....
your new god, Kunstler says: Go plant a garden. And learn some handicrafts.
mmmm like sewing, or knitting, or at the very least,
Stay the Hell outta the Mall........and stop buying new useless crap.....from china.from where ever. You went to college. Use that brain !!! challenge the dominant paradigm ! my college grad class motto......Be The Change You Wish To See.....

Kunstler says a lot of things that us Old Hippies (well I'm a flower child...big difference) have been saying for Decades.
What if the energy programs.......we started in the 70s were still in practice today ?? 25 years of energy conservation....wind energy...solar energy....trains....buses......fewer children....less materialism.......what would your world look like today....and our heroes were folks like the Nearings.....no, it wasn't a paradise.....but it was a good start......Look what was accomplished with a Republican president.....

Also, Mark and I reread........the writings of William Morris......you know the Wallpaper guy........our favorite.......

Useful Work v. Useless Toil

Read this, and you will understand the way of the future....back to the future.......
And I have a few links for greeny living......it's kinda hard to change...but bit by bit......
oh yeah, buy a used copy of Take Back Your Time Day.... Handbook........