Showing posts with label 90s vintage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 90s vintage. Show all posts

Sunday, February 21, 2010

What Inspires me today/What I'm working on...


I don't think I will ever tire of dresses/skirts with boots...and really cute sandals.....especially if they have buckles and straps........

A Blue dress for the Alice in you.......on etsy....







A tailcoat of ivory with toile, crochet and shells....and lots of lace......with a blue silk party dress.......
fairytale.........






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and this song was playing last night in the "new" Thriftway...as I was shopping for pie and lotion kleenex for my husband......I sometimes forget that I love Christine McVie


Friday, December 4, 2009

OK Here's the plan....

A few of my favorite things.....




My log on its pedestal....

The Albino Santa with boa.....



Cow Baby with kitten doily...



The Mirror tells the truth......



The old garden invites......

So, after this weekend, December 5 & 6, funkoma vintage will close its doors.


Well, except for the New Year's Eve party...which shall be epic......
This is because....I make things...and my time will be spent ...
Making things....
And gathering things from the Northwest and offering them on etsy.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Why Vintage? begin a multi part series....

about vintage living....

I discovered a trunk of old clothes on the back porch of my childhood home/cabin at the Rex Hotel, a trunk full of slightly smelly dresses and shoes and boots and skirts. Well, a 10 year old girl, left on her own to amuse herself, I dressed up and paraded around the hotel, in the lobby, down the hall, and around Oscar's back garden as if I was the tattered princess of a long old times ago day. The Magnolia Hotel, in the yard behind the Rex was an abandoned old shell of stone, broken glass and rotting mattresses, decorated with dirt, empty wine bottles and busted furniture........in other words, perfect for playing.



So began my first memory of old clothes. I had always been fussy about my clothes...sensitive people are...I don't mean just style, I mean the actual feel of the fabric against the skin........the color, the design....

I only remember shopping for Back To School clothes, and a few summer outfits as a child. I had favorites that I hated giving up when I outgrew them. I'd have them today if I'd have been in charge!!

For me, clothes were an expression of my mood as a child, what I was thinking about, and what I was going to do with my day. It was very serious business.



The first rummage sale I attended with my mom was the beginning of an addiction......to clothes. I indulge myself.
It's an artistic statement.
Everyday is a theme.
Today we say "vintage clothes"....and rummage sales are out ! Not really. We call them yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.



What is vintage?
It has to be at least 20 years old. Otherwise , it is just old clothes. Nothing wrong with old clothes. Wear them. If it's 10 years old, it's just old clothes. It is not vintage. Not yet. It will be.....in 10 years.
Period. Right now, young girls, and shady capitalists are trying to tell the clothes-wearing public that the mid to late 90s and even the early 2000's are Vintage.....No. Not yet.
Young girls don't know history. No one young does. But they will.
Capitalists are desperately trying to get in on this "vintage" thing.
But they can't because inherently vintage is anti-capitalism.
Vintage is a decision to re-use that which has already been created.
It takes some confidence to ignore FASHION, that which comes down the runways.
With only a few exceptions all FASHION is crap. Oh it is well made. It starts the trends and defines what an "era" or "decade" looks like and that is fine....
but that is fading away for several reasons...



Today, the smart people reuse, use up, rewear, and reinvent with what is already here.
Not to mimic (for cheap) what is on the latest runway....no....There are a multitude of Jump On The Bandwagon startups that shop the thrift stores, get a white backdrop, fancy lighting schemes and a model who is 17, striking very contorted and bored poses.........
to sell you old clothes. Ok fine.
To sell you the Idea, that you will Look Like This....if you buy this frock. And you see them on ebay, and the bids go into the ozone...and somewhere in America, a week later some poor girl with a 212.00 charge on her VISA card is walking around a mall with a 70s dress, chopped onto a mini, with black boots, yellow tights and a bored expression being "fashionable".

We've probably all done something like that.....
The reason dressing in vintage, and creating our own look is valuable is because...
1. Cheap.
2. Original.
3. Reuses. (saves the earth)

And this is another reason I don't buy, and haven't for many years, buy much of anything that's new. We don't need to. I could care less if Target has a plastic purse on sale for $17.00 !!!
It was made in China by a slave and the poison from manufacturing is dumped in the drinking water of the town where the purse was made, so the worker can then drink it.

This is a lot of information to take in! This is why this is a series of posts. Think of it like chapters in a book. Because it is.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Pea You See See Eye

What? funkoma is having you on....PUCCI. Pea You See See Eye. That is the art of saying something...under a radar, and with creativity......
and when it comes to describing vintage in trendy terms.....funkoma giggles a bit.....

OK, I like a good story really I do...I like to write...it's fun...I like a good yarn. A buzzword right now in fashion, especially in Vintage That Looks like something right off the runway...is Origami.
Origami. Origami this. Origami that.
Origami dress. Origami skirt....and vintage origami...

So, ok, big funny sleeves from the Gay 90s 2 centuries ago...mmm maybe. 30s sleeves...que wild !!!
.....and can we ever forget...the 80s ?? no. we cannot. we try.
we cannot remove that memory from our mind-bank.
So. origami. when I think of vintage, what is prolly the least likely garment I, funkoma, would ever describe as origami..is.....wait for it....
a Square Dance Crinoline !!!!! yes ! but not just any Square Dance Crinoline....no ...one that is:
... an ORIGAMI POUF DRESS SKIRT ....in disguise.
I am not creative enough, clearly.

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Girls Girls Girls...this is not a vintage designer origami skirt....it is a common square dance crinoline available from....a costume shop...

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or from Sams, for instance.......as they say...a fool and her money are soon parted....
and you can have a new crinoline for about 60 bucks with shipping, since they are 99% air. Air is very cheap to ship.


Here, clicky on this link....to see real origami......

This is a bridal example of origami.....from www.onewed.com/blog/




or more everyday wear.....or at least St Paddy's Day....or I Heart Kermit the Frog Day......
.....from....retrothreads on etsy...(yes, I WOULD too wear this)



do you want to Origami a Real Dress.......in miniature? clicky here....

and funkoma vintage shall next expose the nefarious ebay sellers of shrunken motorcycle jackets..
...I'll attack the MYTH of THE VINTAGE CROPPED SHRUNKEN MOTORCYCLE CELEB JACKET..........

what the flippin' heck happened to all those motorcycle jackets that trendy sellers mysteriously seem to find by the boatload, all while claiming ...Vintage is one of a kind.....so get this shrunken vintage RARE motorcycle cropped celeb favorite !! jacket.........
What super squirrel secret vintage concoction Do they have in their trendy bag of tricks that
KEEPS SHRINKING THE WORLD'S SUPPLY of motorcycle jackets???

Monday, February 9, 2009

just arrived at my etsy shop....Doc Martens are back....

well I got some Doc Martens, listed at funkoma vintage ....and some fun fun shoes and some jackets....

All for you....so grunge...you remember grunge....well, it's baaaaaaaaack........

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Mary Janes & Yellow docs

Jazz Dance shoes....

70s chunky heels

70s patch jacket...

Skinny fit black jacket with a 40 inch bust !!!!


Click there -->it’s a party at my etsy shop!