Tuesday, August 18, 2009

It's Your Birfday...Party like it's your mirfday..



So, guess what I was doing August 18, 1979???
I was in labor and having a baby!
wow, am I talented or what...

I love this saying...I'm so crafty I make humans...

Well, today is my youngest childs Birthday...
I really, wasn't sure I was up to handling it all...I mean I already had 2 other amazing intelligent kids...was I crazy. Yes. It was surely one of the top best 5 decisions of my life....(top 3..have 3 kids)

So who is this stunningly clever child...the mommy-looking one in the top picture?
She's Annie Rose Bastian..



Always a sweet and sensitive baby, she has grown into a real person that astounds me...with her ability to be her own person...
I find this trait missing from most humans...Annie isn't a pale copy of some lifestyle magazine....
She has made her life just what she wants...and the love and smartness is like a fragrant aura around her...she has an amazing gift for making you feel the center of attention...

When she was in elementary school, which really did not suit her, and had I been a better mother, I'd have home-schooled her more...but she had me make her, among others, a Pippi Longstocking costume and an Alice In Wonderland costume so she could wear them to school..often...and not just on Halloween...Can you imagine the nasty comments she had to put up with as a 9 year old girl in a middle-class neighborhood? It didn't deter her from letting her Freak Flag Fly !



She had a lot of fun at Grant Elementary tho...but she always kept her teachers on their toes...she wasn't one to receive their knowledge without some challenges to the orthodoxy and provincialism.



She's a talented artist who sews her own clothes and makes things for her home..she paints..she gardens...she recycles...she writes...she crafts....she embroiders and appliques and changes things up, to remake everyday things so the world she creates for her husband and daughter is even more lovely and unique than the boring old daily.

A picture she took...I love her lighting and what she created with only a few items...so evocative...



She mostly vegan...far more than I...if you go to her house to eat you'll get brown rice, raisins, and walnuts in your salad and you will love it ! It will taste like the best meal you have ever had because she has a knack for mixing things you wouldn't think would go together, but Annie makes them wonderful.....She mixed me a special tea blend...for my ailments...

She decided to have her baby in a warm water tub with a midwife...and she did...& even with a supportive community, that is a first-world triumph. But that attests to her fortitude ...

Her husband is a darling and my granddaughter Ruby is a Bee Charmer...I love how she takes me around the yard, climbs her trees, invites me up, shows me the chickens, the berry patch, the swing, and makes sure I have a trowel so I can dig with her while we look for worms.

When I am with Annie I sometimes I forget she's my daughter...I see her as her own person...like someone I met in college, someone who works at the co-op, an artist at a Farmer's Market...because she is.....

The thing I love about her most is her super-sharp wit and dry observances of life, of the people she meets and how it all doesn't knock her off the path...while she packs it all away in her mind ....all the cacophony of the modern world...

So Happy Birthday Annie...thanks for letting me be your Mom!

no, I still haven't scanned in the mountains of pictures I took the old-fashioned way...I have only a darn few of digitals...so here goes. She's the tiny one in these first 2...




A few years ago at christmas...



Sunday, August 16, 2009

Why Paid Public Parking in Tacoma is Stupid



First, did ya forget that you and I already own the Parking Spaces in Tacoma? We have paid and paid and paid for them.

Second, Tacoma is a tiny tiny tiny city. With a tiny tiny tiny downtown. In Seattle, for instance, there are at least 10 neighborhoods (but actually more), that are all about the size of Tacoma's downtown.
About half of Dtown Ttown would fit inside Ballard.

There are about 17,ooo parking spots downtown. More or less.

So, there is never, and I mean never a problem to find a place to park your car in downtown. Not yet. I've lived here almost 30 years, and I have yet to have to park more than 3 blocks away from anywhere I wanted to park. (and this includes those days when I have a carfull or a truckfull of merchandise for my store...all through the 90s and right now!)

If I walk outside my shop here at 712 Broadway, within 2 blocks I can count 38 empty pay parking slots. And....12 empty free slots on a Monday morning. That top picture was taken just on last August 11, Tuesday at 1 pm) (I'm only counting the ones I can see, and not the ones behind locked doors.)
And that is with streets under construction within 6 blocks of me, which moves parked cars closer to me and farther away from me.

In the future, when all the condos are full in downtown, and when all the empty retail is full up again...then we should talk Paid Parking.......but not yet.

This whole paid parking idea is the half-baked idea of City Mangler, Eric Anderson. He and uber-capitalist Julie Anderson are fibbers. Don't ya love how their rhetoric is "I love society, I love community, I love business...." but every syllable that falls from their respective cakeholes is really about how to get more money from us in User Taxes.........those little tiny ways of extracting money for municipal services that we already have paid for and pay for again and again again.

Instead of getting a Parking Tax in the bi-yearly tax bill (property owners) or higher rent (renters) they want to squeeze it out of us a dollar or 2 at a whack.

I am in my shop daily, and I hear this:
"Am I gonna get a ticket? I've been parked for 2 hours and I'm not done..."
"I have an appointment at the dentist, will I get a ticket?"
"I want to go down to Pacific and eat, but I guess I have to move my car."
In other words, the draconian Parking Time Limits and fear of a ticket, has scared shoppers and $$$$$ away from me, away from all merchants in our area. And for no good reason.

I think that the blogosphere support for Paid Parking comes from 3 main types of vainglorious emotional thinking...

1.Small Penis Behavior.
A lot of people that have just moved to Tacoma, say, have lived here less than 10 years, are just a bit ashamed that they live in Tacoma. They have internalized the criticism that others have slammed this cute little city with for years. In order to make themselves feel as if they live in a big city that is muscular they want to install "big city services and features" in order to deflect that emotional feeling of being the little kid in the playground.

2. Sometimes Imitation isn't the Sincerest Form of Flattery, sometimes it's a real lack of imagination.
There is more to life than aping a bad decision just because someone else does it. Surely, you've heard the story of the mom who asked an angry child "Just because Johnny jumps off the bridge, does that mean you have to do it too?" Just because some smart ass comes to town and is The Parking King, doesn't mean you have to fall into lockstep just because it is the latest Urban Planning fad.
Tacoma has many features of other cities its size, and many features of small towns...we are charming and we need to find solutions that are correct for Tacoma. A little imagination would reveal that City Mangler, Eric Anderson's solution to "Tacoma's Parking Problem" (which doesn't even exist!) is nothing more than a blood-letting of a thousand cuts. If you think parking in downtown Tacoma is a problem, stop driving in! Bus, train, walk, or bike.
I bussed all over Tacoma during the 80s and 90s with my 3 children to pay bills and do light shopping. We went to parks in the South end, we attended child activities using the bus. Amazing!
Tacoma needs more bus routes more often. Tacoma needs a program to encourage the downtown office workers to stop driving into town in their big fat cars when all they need to come to work with is a small backpack...a person and her backpack can,
a) Walk.
b) Bus.
c) Bike.
d) Train.
e) Carpool. (This is what I mean by a lack of imagination...sometimes the solution isn't Taxing Your Car, ie ...Paid Parking)
Although I love to make fun of The Link thru town, I use it all the time! So do the hobos, which is why I call it The Hobo Train, because it is.
I used to live on N. 21st street and on N.13th street between Pine and Junett. It takes only 20 minutes to walk to downtown, or walk to Proctor. I had my choice of 3 different bus routes all within 6 blocks of my houses to get anywhere I wanted to go. So stop whining.

3. The money that will get pumped into the meters is a tiny amount...out of a middle-class income. But it burdens those who can least afford it.
But for the rest of us, those who make less than $ 40,000, 40 thou! a year...this shit adds up!
A dollar here, a dollar there and pretty soon there is millions streaming into city coffers for no reason other than to habituate you to pay for a government service that you have paid for, and there is no need to charge for it except to charge for it.
This is a naked money grab. Does Tacoma need this money to improve its services? No. Plenty of money in other places for fixing roads and city sidewalks.
This "Pay for Play" is part of a scheme government types drummed up and it spread like wildfire from the Reagan Years and Beyond. (And I like government!)

Who drives in and parks on the streets all damn day? Lazy people with money. Poor people with no transit service from the hinterlands where they are stuck. Lazy people with money should be taxed other ways, or not at all. Poor people already pay a disproportionate amount of their income in taxes...ie..Washington State Sales Tax.

Look, you love to go on and on about how much you love living in Tacoma. So why are you constantly trying to change it into a big big city which you hate? A big big city is crowded with super-high real estate prices, and super-high rent.
It nicklesAnddimes you to death.
Tacoma is wonderful, but it will soon be not-so-wonderful in small incremental creeping ways, if you don't wake up and smell the freshly roasted Fair Trade coffee!

Here's a list of what has been done in Tacoma that is just right.
1. The Tacoma Dome, tho that project is not finished. It has an unfinished parking scheme. Cars stream in to get to the Dome on skinny surface residential/business streets. When a large event is on, a 20 block radius of the neighborhood becomes impassable for hours. There needs to be a huge dedicated overpass/road directly into the Dome parking lots, and more transit needs to be added from towns outside the Tacoma core. Also, that blue diamond paint job is plain FUGLY.

2. Moving the Transit/Train center to Puyallup avenue is just right. It should be a transit center. Duh. Trains, buses, freeway. Yup. Perfect. Tho I don't like how the Hobo Link runs thru town, I really really like it. I like thinking of the Czech people that built it. Keep building on more public transit, and Tacoma will rule!

3. Remodeling the Union Station, putting museums in a concentrated circle, and reusing old buildings for the UWT (in spite of the MBA program) is Brilliant! Compact and busy, this lower Pacific neighborhood is perfect! And, it was done by homegrown Tacomans....long before I had to suffer with Julie and Eric Anderson, City Mangler.

4. Establishing neighborhoods with signs and emphasis on character is one way the city has been kind and neighborly. One thing all cities desperately need is more kindness and neighborlyness.
Hi neighbor! The crows dumped your garbage can, let me help pick it up.....
Hi neighbor! I love your Farmer's Market, so I'll take the bus to shop there.
Hi neighbor! I see your park needs some cleaning up, so I'll be happy to come on a Saturday morning and help with the work. (You get the idea...we're all connected, yet we are different and alike)

5. Revitalizing the waterfront. I own The Waterfront! Thanks for the Nixon Era Superfund Legislation and the EPA.
The water ! It's mine and yours, and I think you forget that. It does not belong to corporations for them to build big nasty condos on. It's my space to enjoy what God made for me...to soothe my soul and to give me space to breathe when the crowded city presses me down.
I know some of you new kids in town think that we Tacomans didn't know we lived on the Water, but we know. We just didn't go bragging on it all the time because we knew you'd move in and forget to bargain down the price when buying a home, thereby driving real estate prices through the "roof", meaning those of us who live here and work here, will never be able to buy a house. Thanks.

6. Click! Allowed me to have a job in my jammies. Till they refused to hook me up downtown, bitch. But still. Investing in the internet to go almost everywhere in Tacoma is a great example of a Good Idea that creates commerce, increases intelligence, and allows rednecks to insult liberals, and vice versa, from the comfort of their homes, or from their desk at Russell.

Friday, August 7, 2009

So, I sew, you know...some weirdness on etsy...


Here's the funniest craft pattern I've seen in a long long time...and I've seen a lot of craft patterns in my day.....Hillbillies, yes, I said it....it's on etsy here at Valzays



Here's the funniest sweater I've seen in a long time, and I've seen a lot of sweaters in my day.....it's Snails ! yuk. cool. it's here on etsy at ThousandShipsVintage



And a book about pockets that Erin of Dress A Day might enjoy....it's here on etsy at TheBakersDaughterToo





and I love how this seller, uses ballons for boobies...see her listings at Groovintuesday at etsy

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Best of Tacoma....

well, it's baaaack...
The Volcano sends you its Best...
of Tacoma issue.
or whatever.
So, Thanks! to Julie Bennett of urbanXchange for giving me, funkoma vintage, and Laurel of Orange on Broadway some sweet PROPS!
yes, we rule.
We are the BEST !


oh yeah...
new stuff is arriving daily in my shop...
and on etsy......
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Oh yeah, did you notice that Flaming Dragon Tattoo is moving up on the hill, on Pacific Ave...way up the hill to about, oh Pacific and S. 34th, in that weird stone building???
If you ran into the building, wearing just your skin....
it would really really hurt....

Friday, July 31, 2009

So What's Vintage ?





well with wine it's a substitute word for "made in the year"...as in "this merlot is vintage 1990" = "this merlot was made with grapes picked in 1990"

(it was probably bottled some time after that)

With vintage clothes, jewelry, accessories and footwear, and headwear...vintage is at least 20 years old...See the difference?
Vintage, when applied to clothing etc, isn't a word that means "a year" or even "circa"...it means at least x number of years old, relative to the current year.


If you bought something new in 2004, it's not vintage in 2009. It's old, or used, or out of style. It may be perfectly wonderful...
but it isn't vintage...not yet! There are even some more hard-line purists that define vintage clothes as those that are older than 1970.

With the current and likely unending rise in popularity of "vintage" and "used" and "clothing swaps and exchanges", the right words need to be used for accuracy.

To read more about vintage clothes and the whole big wide world of vintage...go here...it's an amazing resource !

So, here in Tacoma, the best Vintage Clothing stores are VANITY, and GLENNA'S...
Orange is great, as is Pure, as are all the others...but for sheer abundance of glamor and choice of decades, those 2 stores, Vanity and Glenna's... really rock the older, harder to find, vintage!

Any day of the week you can walk into Vanity on 6th Ave, or Glenna's on Broadway, and get blown away by 50s leopard jackets, or 60s pillbox hats, or 40s rayon crepe dresses, or 30s bias cut satin gowns...


Me, funkoma, like the other vintage stores in Tacoma, do have glammy stuff! We be cool....
I think we specialize in the more everyday, more accessible daily wear...
Also, our prices are more affordable...because what we sell is still more easily found out there.


The reason a 50s leopard, a 60s pillbox, a 40s rayon, a 30s bias...is quite a bit of $$ is the rarity (and condition)...

These are just the facts of life about our industry...
Love your exchange store...this for that...but know the difference between vintage, and used clothes.
And...the most rare of all?
It's a large or plus-size...
Because people used to be smaller back in the day...
that's all, therefore the larger sizes are very rare...and rarity figures into availability and price.

Well, someone thinks I'm mean...

about beer and hot dogs. Not true. naaah. Drink your beer, and eat your hot dogs. I am allergic to beer, I am a vegetarian. So, a certain bar in Tacoma, well, I visited once, but I won't go back, although Mark was there just last week.....

If you read my red hot and cool cocktails post, I was talking about the weather. I was talking about my camping trip. I hate corporations!!!!! Geez, if you don't know that about me, then, clearly you know nothing about me!

And in Tacoma, any one can own a bar and make money selling booze. I am making no money...I'm ok with that because I'm ready for a change when my lease is up......Tacomans love to drink! 1/2 my friends are AA tho...
But back to making money in Tacoma selling booze. Yes, folks are making a lot of money. Hurrah for them. Really.

Do you remember the tshirt that said something like this:"Tacoma, 45000 alcoholics can't be wrong"

So calm down. My dead friend Steve Craig used to call everyone an Idiot! Didn't hurt my feelings or anyone else's that I every heard tell.

Get anywhere near me and I'll climb right up on the anti-corporate soapbox.
geez.
And you know what else I find so interesting...that if I am such a meanie, why do I have friends and folks stop in to visit me all day long...
If you know me, I rail against the big guys beating up on the little guys...I love everyone, and wish everyone the best of luck. Always.
I hope that those folks with money will get taste, and those with taste will get money.
I hope that those hard cold uncaring corporate jackasses at the top of the heap will someday get some human emotions.....and learn to be nice.

Sorry gotta go. Another friend dropped in ...just to chat!!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

It's Red Hot with Cool cocktails........





Not that Red Hot...Erik said, and I agree, since I've been saying this myself for oh....27 years...the way to make money in Tacoma is to sell booze !

Any moron can make a lot of money in Tacoma just by selling you beer...and cocktails...... and if they toss in a limp hot dog...you love it !!!!

OK, to that end...went camping again...the pics are below...I tried to make my tent look like a Bedouin...I need more paisley and sparkle but it's a Good start.
then we bought dozens of oysters ($12.00) fresh from Carl's farm on Marrowstone Island........
see Mark cooking...then we drank many cocktails ($9.00) and ate many oysters....
prices of great dining while camping is because, we cooked and mixed ourselves instead of going to fancy schmancy restaurant...
The sunsets! Sunsets are one of my favorite things that the planet does....

OK, back to work!!
Many things in funkoma vintage are 50% off !!!
the RED X sale goes thru the first week of August, when the bulk of new fall stuff arrives... (there's some new fall stuff out already...)

Cleaned and moved and set up the Cocktail Party.......
Gold velvet furniture...
Gold and Fiberglass lamps...
Fringe dresses, lots of sequins....
Ruffle shirts and dressy jackets for the guys...



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