Halloween costumes and the family

If it's a classy Halloween costume you are wanting, step right up, funkomavintage has all kinds. 
No boring ordinary costumes here. You won't look like all the other wacky people that dress like ho's and pimps, and really bad polyester Elvi.


here's a sample of the flotsam and jetsam we have procured for you.  Sit back, relax, and buckle up. This Vintage Halloween is gonna be a bumpy bumpy ride.

Even Couples Halloween costumes, and a set of Hawaiian tourist togs for the the fam damily!

Mom, Dad, or Mom/Mom, Dad/Dad, or whatever, and some small person, can dress alike in tacky or cute, 70s Hawaiian shirts, and a matching dress. I Know!

 


Matching Hawiian vintage shirts. Just add black socks and sandals, a fanny pack and a camera around your neck, hey, gray all ovah!

Vintage Purple satin cape is lined in shiny gold satin. This is a stunner and too cool just for a costume.

Real Deal 60s cheerleader outfit. Wool sweater with a big chenille R and a cheer megaphone, and a culotte pleated skirt in black with orange. I know!

Vintage 50s gypsy costume, handmade, with glorious details. Spangle scarf and 2 other scarves for tying around your head, or your waist, and a velvet vest with a red skirt with lots of ruffles. Spanish dancer, or fancy nightclub singer, oh yes. 

 

Here is something really wild. Long blue fringe dress.... I don't know exactly what you want to do with this one......  20s flapper? oh sure why not. I'd just chop off the sleeves. more fun that way, right.

Bright neon green chiffon with beading and crystals make this vintage 60s dress anything but tame!
Phyllis Diller? It's a great start to something wild and crazy, we know it.

80s! What fun, and nothing is more 80s than a mini metallic dress, strapless with a big bunch of shiny sparkly sequins and a big big big Fabric Rose!

 The classic Crackerjack suit, is such a great choice for staying warm and looking cute. Sailor suit, is the pullover top, a 40s Wool US Navy jumper with a Ruptured duck. Matching pants too with all the 13+ buttons, waiting for you at the funkomavintage shop on etsy. 

and how about a Tiger Woods - esque Golfer get-up, in a vintage 70s polo shirt, that says Oh Shit. I shit you not.

Everyone likes bunny rabbits right? How about breeding them suckers. They multiply like rabbits! ha ah hahahahaha.....  Yes, it's a Rabbit Breeders coveralls with patches and oh, just go take a look.
Here's Clem and he has on the most amazing stupendous embroidered coveralls known to man and beast. Even the ladies can get in on this.

50s Vintage Dr. Strangelove Cold War Flight Suit Pilot Halloween Costume Astronaut US Air Force

Relive the glory days of nukleer bombs, lying liars lying about Weapans of Mas Deskruchun. yes, Mission Accomplished, George Ass Bush, the world is at war, and all the rich people have all the money.
Well done, jerk off,  AWOL from the armed forces.