Hip....Cool....Bon !!! Von !!! Wheelie !!! and January !!!!

I never get tired of mentioning my fabulous children and grandchildren...and Mark of course.....and in this month's issue of Tacoma City Arts is an article about What It Is...... & that is Girl Trouble.....who kicks it old school because they are old school...
It's not easy being cheesy....and knowing the difference between hip and cool, and why that might matter..........
So Bon Von Wheelie......she doesn't know how much I admire her....I didn't get to do (yet) so many things I want to do with my very short life, but I did get to raise the Worlds Best Children........
January was the first....and she really let me know that I had better get up pretty early in the morning to get the jump on her....now January is a mommy...oh Time really is the Best Revenge!!
Thank you City Arts, Emily White, Bon and her boys....and January for being.
too many days it's the words of Mrs. Parker "Oh What fresh hell is this"....but today I feel fine......

son, dil, Mark, gd #1..

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There is a reason I keep Girl Trouble right up there on my Myspace page next to 2 of my 3 kids......I'm all about old school Tacoma...there was nothing wrong with Tacoma before, and I don't think it's much improved in the last quarter century...it is a bit cleaner thanks to the EPA, and lower Pacific in dt is permanently fucked up...but I survive....in my rumpled digs on Broadway Baby.......making the day prettier and funkier and well dressed and well accessorized....

Here is a bit from a movie about Dorothy Parker....and then a few of her sayings...she knew what life was is and could...






and then a tribute to the passing of Blossom Dearie...and a most endearing and painfully truthful song about the self-conscious hipster...........

Saddened to learn of the recent death of Blossom Dearie...one of my favorite little jazz singers who was hip and cool because she just did what she wanted to do....which is to sing and sing and sing.........
Blossom... was a delight...and I felt happy just knowing she was on the planet......






one more from Mrs Parker....Bed...my favorite place to be...guess where I am typing this? from my bed in Tacoma.

Pea You See See Eye

What? funkoma is having you on....PUCCI. Pea You See See Eye. That is the art of saying something...under a radar, and with creativity......
and when it comes to describing vintage in trendy terms.....funkoma giggles a bit.....

OK, I like a good story really I do...I like to write...it's fun...I like a good yarn. A buzzword right now in fashion, especially in Vintage That Looks like something right off the runway...is Origami.
Origami. Origami this. Origami that.
Origami dress. Origami skirt....and vintage origami...

So, ok, big funny sleeves from the Gay 90s 2 centuries ago...mmm maybe. 30s sleeves...que wild !!!
.....and can we ever forget...the 80s ?? no. we cannot. we try.
we cannot remove that memory from our mind-bank.
So. origami. when I think of vintage, what is prolly the least likely garment I, funkoma, would ever describe as origami..is.....wait for it....
a Square Dance Crinoline !!!!! yes ! but not just any Square Dance Crinoline....no ...one that is:
... an ORIGAMI POUF DRESS SKIRT ....in disguise.
I am not creative enough, clearly.

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Girls Girls Girls...this is not a vintage designer origami skirt....it is a common square dance crinoline available from....a costume shop...

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or from Sams, for instance.......as they say...a fool and her money are soon parted....
and you can have a new crinoline for about 60 bucks with shipping, since they are 99% air. Air is very cheap to ship.


Here, clicky on this link....to see real origami......

This is a bridal example of origami.....from www.onewed.com/blog/




or more everyday wear.....or at least St Paddy's Day....or I Heart Kermit the Frog Day......
.....from....retrothreads on etsy...(yes, I WOULD too wear this)



do you want to Origami a Real Dress.......in miniature? clicky here....

and funkoma vintage shall next expose the nefarious ebay sellers of shrunken motorcycle jackets..
...I'll attack the MYTH of THE VINTAGE CROPPED SHRUNKEN MOTORCYCLE CELEB JACKET..........

what the flippin' heck happened to all those motorcycle jackets that trendy sellers mysteriously seem to find by the boatload, all while claiming ...Vintage is one of a kind.....so get this shrunken vintage RARE motorcycle cropped celeb favorite !! jacket.........
What super squirrel secret vintage concoction Do they have in their trendy bag of tricks that
KEEPS SHRINKING THE WORLD'S SUPPLY of motorcycle jackets???

funkoma vintage is sooo Ready For Spring...

What's new for late February at funkoma ?

Time for some early spring flings....pretty colors...lighter weight fabrics and knits....more t-shirts and denim jackets......
and Easter is on its way....then Viva Las Vegas and car shows...and always Good Times.........

Wanna Shop funkoma right now on ebay? clicky

Very Vintage........I. Miller late 30s to early 40s shoes...an amazing find at funkoma....Then...a 70s Pucci-inspired print dress
a Gene Berk Paganne.....

PAGANNE

****To find these at funkoma vintage at etsy****click over there****

50s Red Lace and Satin Sweetheart Dress M L

50s vintage dresses in a size L - XL !

60s vintage fun shirtwaist and a 60s vintage wedding set ...a dress and coat in vanilla brocade

VLV!!

....a few pairs of authentic 13 button US Navy Sailor pants.......

Gotta Search funkoma vintage......

Huge vintage Pink Crinoline? yes!

...maybe a few vintage 50s & 60s skirts? Yes!

coming soon....

WOW, you love ME !!

Waaaay back in August I told a tale of actions by our Police Department...here...

You are free to agree or disagree....This is America..again.....
So, I encourage you to post with your real name...and if you don't I'm gonna pull out my Drunken Sailor Potty Mouth Dickshunairy...and respond. I ain't afraid of no F word....
Anonymous said...

you and your husband are idiots and should not be allowed to breed
February 19, 2009 9:59 AM


propriatress said...

wow Anonymous....I've already bred, and Mark has already bred.......so why don't you (in the words or The Dark ex-Overlord, Dick Cheney Before He Dicks You.....go fuck yourself because no one else will !! Oh, have some BALLS and sign your name you coward! ball-less coward !
February 19, 2009 11:05 AM
*****OMG The saga continues....I have a stalker:
This is what I came home to:

Anonymous said...

You blame this on the WAR???

Sorry, but that is stupid and dishonest. Oh, and get your damned window fixed.

February 19, 2009 10:21 PM

propriatress said...

You have a Big Crush on me ...or Glen.
and anon...are you forgetting...I am in charge here...this is MY BLOG! and you, Wart Face Maggot...have no balls. I'm sorry your heart is broken or whatever the damage is....I hope you will go to counseling and feel better about life...

February 19, 2009 11:28 PM

Anon....be careful...you are sounding like a stalker....with one phone call I can have your IP traced...and I will hunt you down like the scared little piggie you are....because on the Net, you are not really anonymous....

Feb. Artwalk !! Steveness, Construction & Inside....

I know the City has gotta do it...but it's the One Two Punch...and down. Broadway has lost 4 shops in the last month due to the economy and construction...WAY TO GO !!
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